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1、 I：Good morning ,everyone! My name is Lily , I’m honored for this interview .
B: Good morning ,let’s calm down then we ‘ll start our question . Why are you interested in working for our company?
I：Because your operations are global, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of environment.
B: Why did you leave your former company?
I: Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.
B: Have you done any work in this field?
I：Yes ,my major is on it .
B: What are your geart strenghs?
I: I'm a hard-working, persistent person.
B: What's you major weak point?
I: I haven't been involved in international business, so I don't have any experience,but I have enough confidence for the challenge!
B: In what specific ways will our company benefit form hiring you?
I: I'm very familiar with this market and have many customers. I think your company will benefit from it.
B：OK, If we hire you ,we’ll give you a call .
I: Ok ,I'll wait for it !
2、 A：Hello ,Kate!
B:Hello.Lily .
A: You look upset ,I heared you have a blind date this morning. How about it ?
B: Nothing could be worse than it .It’ s boring .
A: Oh ,It’s the boy disgusting or what?
B: He is ugly, uneducated and impolite.
A: He must terribly treat you , what does your conclusion come from?
B: He critised my clothing and my hairstyle.He also said I should lose my weight.
A: Oh ,what an annoying boy ,He shouldn't be so impolite .
B: Not only for this ,he is mean and he haven’ t pay the bill yet .
A: Oh, you have a bad luck today , but do not mind ,you ‘ll never meet him again!
B: Be sure of that ,as well as the blind date !
A: Don’t be so discouraged , You fortune will come some day ,and you ‘ll find your Mr Right ! B:I hope so !
A: Oh ,it’s time for me to go for a meet .see you !
B:See you !
3、 J:Hi, Jack ,it ‘s a loog tiome to see you ,how about you these days?
L:Not bad ,how are you ?
J: Fine ,Could you give me some information about the housing prices in beijing
L:You are asking the right person .My colleague bought a house in beijing last month.
J: Where did he buy his house ?
L:In shijingshan district .
J: How much is it?
L: 20,000yuan per square meter .
J:It’s too expensive .It is beyond my capacity.
L:It’s almost the lowest prices in beijing ,for shijingshan district is in the fifth round in beiing .
J: I heared that the government have taken measures to control the rising housing prices, it’s still so high!
L: Though these measures have a little function ,we can not have enough money to buy a house in beijing !
J: I have to wait for some time for the decrease of the housing .
L: You can buy a house in some smaller city which prices is much lower .经典搞笑英语对话
J: But my career is in beijing and I like this city .Thanks for your advice .
L: That ‘s my pleasure !
J:See you later !
L: See you !
4 S：Hello.Mr Smith
T:Hi ,Lily.
S: I wonder if you have time this weekend .
T: Nothing special .What’s up ?
S: This weekend is the spring festival. Would you like to celebrate it with my family together? T: I’d love to .You know I ‘m facinated with Chinese tradition .
S: Yeap . Spring festival is the most important holiday for chinese which every family will be well prepared for it .
T: Just like our Christmas Day.
S:Yes ,but the way of celebratin is different including the food .we’ll sreve you the dumlings . T: That’s great .I like it very much .It’s very delicious.
S: We will also let off fireworks to express our hapiness.
T:Oh it’s wonderful , I think I will have a great time this weekend .what time will we begin ? S: At seven o’clock in our house . I’ll you take you that time .
T:Thanks a lot .Oh, I remember that I have an important date now ,I must go now .See you then ! S: See you !
5.Q: Excuse me
A: yes?
Q: Could you tell me how to get to the bird’s nest ? I’m a stranger here.
A: Sure ,take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it .
Q: Line 1 ,and line 2 ,then bus 407 . I’m afraid I will forget it soon .
A: Maybe ,but it’s the simplest and shortest way there.
Q: OK, I have got a piece of paper ,I can write the way on it .Could you tell me again ?
A: Sure , take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it.
Q: How long will it take ?A: About one hour .Q:Thanks a lot .but where is the subway entrance? A: Hmm, go down this street then turn left at the first turning , the logo of the entrance is marked. Q: Oh ,good ,well ,thank you very much .
A: Not at all.
英语幽默笑话
一、学习笑话，开心不累
由于文化背景的不同，西方式的笑话幽默与东方式的往往差异较大。对于英语学习者而言，往往不易领会英语笑话的真正含义所在，比如：“I love animals; they are delicious.”这句话只有在英语世界中才有其可笑之处，因为对我们中国人而言，几乎所有的动物皆可使用，这是中国饮食文化的一个方面，因此没什么可大惊小怪的。然而对于西方人而言，动物是人类的亲密伙伴，动物同样有生存权及发展权，因此那位喜爱吃动物的食客才会沦为笑柄。
笑话幽默是了解一种文化的一个途径和窗口。只有了解他们的文化，才能会心地笑出来。而当你同老外们交谈时，领会其幽默之处无疑也是你必备的一种技能。不要等别人都笑出来之后你才反应过来。
学习英文笑话，不仅可以让你了解他们的文化，与他们沟通更加顺畅，还可以增添你学习英语的乐趣，让你对英语逐渐产生兴趣，而不是越学越烦，越学越难。
此外，英文笑话里面有许多幽默机智的小对话，对口语学习非常有益。学习经典英文笑话，学说里面的精炼对话，用不了多久，你的英语口语就将变得非常风趣幽默，你将成为最受欢迎的人，所有人都愿意和你交谈，所有人都乐意听你讲话。如果一个人说话毫无风趣可言，老外们必然会将你排除在他们朋友圈子之外，因为他们最最推崇的交友原则就是：这个人必须幽默风趣！
二、多说多练，风趣幽默
请跟随老师朗读并大胆讲给别人听，不要害羞，也不要害怕丢脸，因为这次丢脸是为了将来永远不丢脸，赶快行动起来吧！
1.Intelligent son 聪明的儿子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢？”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”
2.Sharing the Apples 分苹果经典搞笑英语对话
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。
所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。
哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。
对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？
3.Snorer 瞌睡者
The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集会，圣会） always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After
whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start（吓一跳） , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit（讲道坛） , "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。
一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来——当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来！”
打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”
4.Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！
5.A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗？
6.It's not my fault 不是我的错
Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。
7.一分一块钱 A dollar per point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。
考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。” 第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。
8.To Buy a Video 买录像机
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
I‟m afraid we can‟t afford one, sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!
艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。
恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。
可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。
你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西？妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。
妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了！
9.Does He Bite 它咬人吗
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？
罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？
里基：这正是我想要查明的。
10.Birthday 生日
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么时候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。
11.How to Become Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。
姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。
弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
12.I'm Glad 我很高兴
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
Well done. Who was that?
My granny.
Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.
Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, „Granny, I'm going home,‟ and she said, „Well, I'm glad‟！
一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？
我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。
做得好，是谁呢？
我奶奶。
好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。
是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：„奶奶，我要回家了。‟她说：„啊，我很高兴！‟
13.What Color什么颜色
An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape deck?"
"It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's a four speed, and, yes, it has a tape deck . " Pleased, I asked what color it was. "Well, " he said uncomfortably, " which part?"
作为南卡罗莱那州克莱姆森大学的一个本科生，我囊中羞涩，当我父亲告诉我他为我买了辆车时，我甚是激动。我几乎控制不住我的热情，问了爸爸几个关键问题：“什么车？有没有手排挡？有没有磁带舱？”
“是1982年产丰田车，”他回答说，“四速，还有，是的，有磁带舱。”我甚是高兴，又问是什么颜色的。
“哦，”他很不舒服地说，“你指哪一部分？”
14.One Side of the Case 一面之辞
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.
"I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.
"Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.
"You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."
一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。
“我的左耳听不见。”那人告诉法官。
“你的右边耳朵听得见吗？”法官问道。那人点了点头。
“你将被允许加入陪审团，”法官宣布。“我们每次只听一面之辞。”
15.Day after Day 日复一日
A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn't point this out to him.
After being called on four days in a row, a student named Goldberg asked advice from his friends. The next day when the teacher said "Goldberg, translate and explain," Goldberg replied, "Goldberg is absent today ."
"All right," said the teacher. "YOU translate and explain.
一位老师对所讲课文总是非常投入，从不抬头。他常让一个学生来翻译和解释，并且----不自觉地----他常日复一日地叫同一个学生。出于尊敬，学生并不给他指出这一点。
一个叫古德伯格的学生，在被一连叫了四天之后，向他的朋友寻求建议。第二天，这位教师又说：“古德伯格，翻译并解释。”古德伯格回答说：“古德伯格今天缺席。”
“那好吧，”教师说，“那就你来翻译并解释。”
16.A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment.
Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."
"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."
一愚笨之人读到一则假日巡航游只须花100元的广告。在他签了字付了款后，旅游经纪人用棒猛击了他一下，把他打昏了过去，并把他从后门扔进了河里。不久又来了一个人，付了钱并得到了相同的待遇。 十五分钟后，这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。第一个人说：“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。” “不知道，”第二个人说道，“去年是没有的。”
17.A Girl's Name 女孩的名字
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name经典搞笑英语对话
was too masculine（男性的） .
Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.
Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.
女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱的业已过世的父亲同一个名字，不过家人提醒这个名字太男性化了。
几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很特别。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。
迈尔斯很仔细地想了一下，然后说道：这些我都懂，妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。
18.roast pig 烤乳猪
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”
19.你太晚了You Are Too Late
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
20.I Could Do It Slower 我可以干得慢一些
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
病人：拔一颗牙收费多少？
牙医：50美元。
病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元？
牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。
两个猎人搞笑的英语对话
英语笑话：两个逗比猎人的搞笑对话，熊是配角!
Two hunters met a giant(巨大的) bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away. The other hunter said, “That’s no use because you’ll never outrun(超过) this bear.” The other replied(回答), “All I have to do is outrun you! ”
两个猎人在森林里遇到一只大熊，其中一个马上穿上球鞋。另一个猎人说：“那没有用，因为你不可能跑得比这只熊快。”另一个猎人回答说：“我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
【Note】All I have to do is outrun you!
【解析】这个句子是一个定语从句，all是先行词，此处省略了关系代词that。All I have to do is „意为“你需要做的是„„”。All that还可以用what来替代，所以这个句子可以改为：What I have to do is outrun you!
看了那么多中文段子，来看一点英文段子解解腻吧!下面是小编为大家整理的经典幽默英语段子精选，希望大家能够喜欢。
经典幽默英语段子精选1：
1、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.任何值得做的，就把它做好。
2、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。
3、In love folly is always sweet.恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
4、The hard part isn’t making the decision. It’s living with it.做出决定并不困难，困难的是接受决定。
5、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.你的幸福路人皆知，我的狼狈无处遁形。
6、You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind.你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。
7、Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.爱不是什么可能、大概、也许，一旦爱上了，自己是十分清楚的。
8、In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的。
9、When the whole world is about to rain, let’s make it clear in our heart together.当全世界约好一起下雨，让我们约好一起在心里放晴。
10、It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with.宁愿一个人呆着，也不要跟不合拍的人呆一块。
经典幽默英语段子精选2：
1、Life is a journey, not the destination, but the scenery along the should be and the mood at the view.人生就是一场旅行，不在乎目的地，在乎的应该是沿途的风景以及看风景的心情。
2、Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.时间在流逝，生命中人来人往。不要错失机会，告诉他们在你生命中的意义。
3、I lied when I said I didn’t like you. I lied when I said I didn’t care. I lie every time I try to tell myself I will never fall for you.我说不爱你，那是假话;我说不在乎，那是假话;我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了，那也是假话。
4、One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world: some thing to do, some one to love, some thing to hope for.要得到真正的快乐，我们只需拥有三样东西：有想做的事，有值得爱的人，有美丽的梦。
5、No matter how bad your heart has been broken, the world doesn’t stop for your grief. The sun comes right back up the next day.不管你有多痛苦，这个世界都不会为你停止转动。太阳依旧照样升起。
6、Accept what was and what is, and you’ll have more positive energy to pursue what will be.接受过去和现在的模样，才会有能量去追寻自己的未来。
7、Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have.除非你能和真实的自己和平相处，否则你永远不会对已拥有的东西感到满足。
8、If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. Every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.要想射中靶，必须瞄准比靶略为高些，因为脱弦之箭都受到地心引力的影响。
9、If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。
10、I’ll think of you every step of the way.我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
经典幽默英语段子精选3：
1、all things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事先难后易。
2、within you i lose myself, without you i find myself wanting to be lost again.有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
3、first impression of you is most lasting.对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。
4、the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget.the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着!
5、the soul cannot live without love. 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。
6、you don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人，但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。
7、atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手，触动你心灵的人。
8、 to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
9、Love understands love; it needs no talk.相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。
10、may your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight. 愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。
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励志幽默英语段子精选（经典推荐）
1、True mastery of any skill takes a lifetime.
对任何技能的掌握都需要一生的刻苦操练。
2、Sweat is the lubricant of success.
汗水是成功的润滑剂。
3、If you are doing your best,you will not have to worry about failure.
如果你竭尽全力，你就不用担心失败。
4、Energy and persistence conquer all things.
能量和坚持可以征服一切事情。
5、Bravery never goes out of fashion.
勇敢永远不过时!
6、Those who turn back never reach the summit.
回头的人永远到不了最高峰!
7、Proper preparation solves 80 percent of life's problems.
适当的准备能解决生活中80%的问题。
8、Winners do what losers don't want to do.
胜利者做失败者不愿意做的事!
9、Every noble work is at first impossible.
每一个伟大的工程最初看起来都是不可能做到的!
10、We improve ourselves by victories over ourselves. There must be contests, and we must win.
我们通过战胜自己来改进自我。 那里一定有竞赛，我们一定要赢!
11、Giving is a reward in itself.
给予本身就是一个奖赏。(励志 www.lz13.cn)
12、Never underestimate your power to change yourself!
永远不要低估你改变自我的能力!
13、A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (J. Barrymore)
只要一个人还有追求，他就没有老。直到后悔取代了梦想，一个人才算老。(巴里摩尔)
14、You have to believe in yourself . That's the secret of success.(Charles Chaplin , American actor )
人必须相信自己，这是成功的秘诀。 (美国演员 卓别林. C.)
15、One's real value first lies in to what degree and what sense he set himself.(Einstein Germany)
一个人的真正价值首先决定于他在什么程度上和在什么意义上从自我
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